operation harelip BJ is a go
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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