he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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