am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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