Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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