im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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