and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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