I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
A bitchslap is in order.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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