This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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