So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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