Quick, to the slutcave!
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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