so explain again why im purple
no
its not stalking. its research.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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