You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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