ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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