No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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