I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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