i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
Randomize
