if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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