Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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