I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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