My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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