Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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