so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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