I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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