It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
