All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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