I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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