I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I feel like abortions should bother me more
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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