But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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