Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Randomize
