I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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