Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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