You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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