Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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