im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Randomize
