i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
