I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
