belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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