You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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