winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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