I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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