next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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