found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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