Those balls look pretty dangerous.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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