Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i drank out of a bidet.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Randomize
