Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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