So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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