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(313): View more from Michigan

Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.

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(503): View more from Oregon

You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...

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(201): View more from New Jersey

surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser

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(765): View more from Indiana

Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist

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(209): View more from California

I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....

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