Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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