Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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