i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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